The Obama administration was blindsided Monday when a press release attributed to the Dalai Lama said that, after much meditation, it was determined U.S. President Barack Obama was the reincarnation of Neville Chamberlain.
“The universal consciousness is a steaming brew of all sorts of cosmic mysteries, but every so often a bubble forms that we’ve seen before. Mr. Obama’s nuclear deal with a regime that openly threatens to destroy the United States of America is an indicator that Mr. Chamberlain has returned. It is for this reason that, should I die in the next few years, I may choose not to reincarnate.” — (The Dalai Lama)
Mr. Chamberlain is infamously known for holding up an agreement between he and Adolph Hilter not to go to war with Britain. The Munich Agreement of 1938 didn’t bring about “peace for our time,” but instead the invasion of Poland and the outbreak of World War II.
“The Obama administration is slightly confused by the message sent by His Holiness, but we will not engage in a debate on reincarnation with the spiritual master. We know that he is a man of peace — just like Mr. Obama — and it is for that reason we are not brushing off his declaration as a bizarre form of satire,” Mr. Earnest told reporters. “We believe that peace can be had, even if it means giving billions of dollars to theocratic police states that sponsor global terrorism and call for the destruction of America and its allies.”
A spokesman for His Holiness said there is no political motive behind acknowledging the reincarnation of Neville Chamberlain — Mr. Obama “just is.”
The Islamic Republic News Agency (IRNA) was able to secure comment by the nation’s Supreme Leader, Ali Khamenei, on the news of Mr. Chamberlain’s reincarnation.
“Death to America! Death to America! Death to America!” the Iranian leader said, IRNA reported.